1) camera close-ups that stay focused on the genitals (or wherever) for more than five seconds. (Okay, they're bumping uglies. Now zoom out to give it context! I wanna see the girl's beautiful face and body!) If you focus on the genitals for so long, it really doesn't matter who the actors are, does it? It could be the ugliest girl in the world and it wouldn't matter, cuz all I'm seeing is a pussy and a dick.
2) "Uninviting" poses. Whether it's missionary or doggy, there are ways the girl can position herself that either seem inviting and fuck-me tantalizing, or very resistant and unwelcoming. Just compare these pics:
Subtle difference to some of you, perhaps, but to me it makes all the difference in the world.
This segment of Anita Pearl (since this IS her thread, afterall) is PERFECT, in my opinion. Not only is her pose "inviting," but the camera is at a excellent distance to capture her long, beautiful legs and sexy high heels:
3) Obstructive limbs. I hate when my view of the girl's beautiful face or the actual intercourse is obstructed. Of course, this is sometimes due to a retarded cameraman who's standing in the wrong fucking place...but sometimes it's because an actor/actress is too stupid to think about the viewer's pleasure. I really hate it when girls play with their pussy while getting fucked! In my personal sex life, I love it. It means my girl is excited and into the sex. But in porn, I hate it. The stupid girl is just obstructing my view of her pussy. I don't watch porn just to see a hand, and a penis appearing and disappearing somewhere under that hand. I wanna see that pussy get infiltrated! Check out Courtney "I-play-with-my-clit-and-obstruct-your-view-in-every-scene" Cummz:
4) Pigtails. I just hate 'em. I can't rationalize why I hate them, but I just do. THE most unattractive way a girl could possibly style her hair. Even if Bambi or Anita Pearl wore pigtails, my dick would go flacid, and I couldn't even explain why.
5) Girls sucking dildos. Who the fuck is being pleasured here??? It looks so ridiculous, my dick gets soft from laughing out loud. I know I'm supposed to imagine that the dildo is MY dick, but my imagination just doesn't work that way. Same reason why I can never fuck a rubber doll, no matter how realistic it may look-- I would start laughing at myself as I hump away at a piece of rubber.
Until now, the actual words/noises that came out of these girls' mouths never mattered to me. But after several of the comments on this thread, I'm now constantly paying attention to what the girls say....and Jenna haze is now starting to annoy me. Thanks, you guys, for ruining a good thing.

