Pornstar Top Trumps

[velour_fog]

i'm sure i'm not the first to come up with this idea but i thought it might be fun to have a thread on it.

does everybody know the game top trumps? where you have a deck of cards of, for example, cars (others include planes, tanks, simpson characters). each card has several stats on that car and your job is to pick the stat that you think is most likely to trump your oponent's card.

pornstar top trumps would be a deck of our favourite girls with certain stats. i came up with:

experimentality (different acts score different points e.g. having engaged in lesbian sex scores 1 point, bj 2 points, fucking 3 points, anal 5 points, dap 10 points, watersports ?8 points, etc etc. you total them so a girl who has done les, bj, fuck, anal would score 11 and would 'trump' a girl who only does les)

dirtiness (how often does the girl participate in an act that, say, scores 5 or more from the above list? this rewards girls who will often do anal as opposed to the girl who has made a half-arsed attempt at it once)

activity (simply a score of number of movies they have been in)

longevity (years active)

age (but depends on your preference, is older or younger better?)

(I thought about prettiness/sexiness/cutest etc but this would probably be far too subjective).

what other stats could we have? who would be the ultimate top-trump?