texwiller wrote:Yeow wrote:Not yet, but... my "psychic" powers tell me she WILL
Well, your "psychic" powers

are so powerfull! She done it at Firstanalquest as Alexa

IN-deed... YESSSS indeed!!

What'd I tell ya?
The many sports celebs and wealthy studs in and around Miami occasionally DOUBT my psychic abilities, and actually DISbelieve that I can tell EVERYTHING important about a woman, simply by examing her "private parts" UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL!... better than tea leaves, I tell ya!
They'll say "Yo, Yeow, I'm worried that my former NFL cheerleader/Playboy/Maxim centerfold trophy wife is going to leave me... have you picked up any 'signs' from her?" And I'll say "this is a VERY important matter, there is NO ROOM FOR GUESSING... I will have to 'examine' her, in my very clinical way... with your permission, I will have to bury my smoothly-shaven face in her ling-ling, and then, using the delicate tip of my tongue, decode the pattern of crinkles around her (clean and waxed) 'rosebud'...

... for verily I say unto thee, while a woman may develop an actress' talent for lying and concealing with her face and her voice, these lies and withheld emotions will manifest themselves in the folds of her 'orchid petals', and in the crinkly tension of her backdoor sphinctoralis major... truly, the messages I findeth there are clearer than a blind man reading in Braille...

you gotta trust me... I need only 2 hours alone with your hot wife, to answer ALL of your nagging questions..."