Mr. Peter wrote:Vulture wrote:Oh man. I took a punt on Mission Asspossible, really wish I hadn't. Terrible stuff.
Sorry to hear that, but thats why I was always laughing to the title of this thread. Private is right where opap has written.
It's just so frustrating, because the set (a cool yacht/ship) was great, the camerawork great, girls really horny and up for it and the guys just kill it stone dead. Totally baffling. That's the most frustrating bad porn for me. If you take a punt on a new stable and the girls are a bit disinterested, the camerawork a bit basic etc. you just avoid the stable - it happens - but there was really no need for this to be a dud. It looked like a Private film in every regard other than how the guys go about their business.
I just don't get modern male porn actors. The camera rolls and they just can't wait to get at the girls' throats, can they? It's horrible brutish stuff. Not about sex at all but power and dominance. I guess they've been in the game so long they can't get it up until they've humiliated the young newbie before them. Absolutely no idea how anyone gets off on it. Horses for courses.
Someone give me a shout when porn gets good again (ie there are some new male actors who actually enjoy sex).