by El-ahrairah on Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:40 am
Well, I suppose she can have the page removed if she's pissy enough to threaten legal action, but unless her lawyer happens to possess a magic wand, removing every bit of her content from the web and dvd stores might prove a tad more difficult.
Apparently these ladies believe that the Euro Babe Index is not only the sole repository of their porn work, but also a database that potential employers, significant others and family members check out as part of their daily affairs.
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Employer: "Congratulations, Miss Suchandsuch, our EBI check came back clean. We're pleased to welcome you to Bulimic World Modeling!"
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Hot guy (or girl) at nightclub: "Hi, can I buy you a drink? Yes? Good, what will - oh, wait a minute, I almost forgot,"[pulls out a laptop] "I need to check something out on the web first,"
[click, tap, tap, click] "Okay, let's see...Euro Babe Index... now where..Oh, there it is: 'Thumbs'" [click]
"Okay, checking A...nothing....checking B...nothing...checking -" [turns to Euro Babe] "Uh, hey, could you turn your face a bit more this way? Yeah, like that, keep it under the light. Good. Thanks."
[click, click, tap, tap] "C...D..." [click, click] "N...O..." [click, tap, click] "...Y...and finally... Z." [tap] " Okay, it doesn't look like you're on here. Now, about that drin - Oops, hold on a sec, I forgot to check the forum..."
[click, tap, tap]" Hello! What's this?" [turns laptop screen towards Euro Babe] "Look familiar? No? Look a little more closely," [pushes screen closer to Euro Babe's face] "How about now? What's that? She's your twin sister? Really. Your twin sister just happens to have the same mole on her lower right cheek, is that what you're telling me? Wait...what's that?...Oh, so now she's a clone, is she? An evil clone out to destroy your reputation, huh?"
[closes laptop and stands up] "Yeah, I don't think so, sweetheart. I'm outta here."
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Parent [on phone]: "...and just remember, sweety, I check the Euro Babe Index every day, so don't think I won't know if you start doing porn. Okay...uh huh...yeah, I love you too. Bye"