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Postby robot on Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:36 pm

claudia_rossi_fan_1 wrote:According to Sasha Grey, squirting is piss.


i asked my dog why he has a tail.
he said it's for wiping his ass with it.
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moral: just because you can do it, doesn't mean you know why you're doing it or what it is.

ask men why they cannot piss when they have an erection. see how many will tell you the scientific answer...
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Postby Priapus on Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:32 pm

robot wrote:[
(I priapus dont know what wrong with the quote function but these are robot's word above)

I'll admit that i,ve speculated about what svin heard about, but what i've seen on video doesn't support this theory. I have no idea about a woman's capacity to retain and hold fluids in their vagina, but I know firsthand about some girls' "squeezing" abilities. But in the scenes I've seen (mostly a few of Tianna, that skank), the girl rarely if ever lets the geyser off during actual coitus. She usually rubs herself down intensely then she blows her spout. (Now this may be the case with female ejaculation as much as it is with male ejaculation on the set. Under the pressure to perform most of us, male & female know best how to achieve that end.) So i'm skeptical about the notion of dildos or dicks holding it in. They also seem to avoid having anything in the ass, either when peeing or "squirting". I dont recall who mentioned contractions of the anus, but this seems to go along with both, also with getting that vaginal creampie out. The male plumbing system aint so different in this respect: automatic contractions during ejaculation, forced when trying to piss under duress.

Roboto is a firm believer in female ejaculation and i tend to agree with him (grudgingly). But i've never witnessed or heard credible firsthand testimony to the sort of thing pictured above. The wet sheets and thighs i mentioned were definately not pissy, but sort of like some neutral ectoplasmic goo. (I'm strarting to worry about myself. Do I have some sort of obsession with bodily fluids? Never noticed it til the robot pointed it out.)
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Postby Nobunaga on Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:30 pm

robot wrote:actually, i have a question on this. dont know if you ve seen the mellie cumshot scene (4 CS in a row) but if you have, then you cannot question that i have some... reserves... :lol: but still... i have no idea what has an impact on cum volume/consistence.

water: no (trust me on this)
bananas: (joachim's idea): no
egg: no
abstinence: not really
sleep: maybe, not sure (as i sleep very very little)

anybody has a proven recipe?


Tribulus terrestris might help (it can be added to ZMA).


I have not yet test so I can't confirm, anyway I will take this for bodybuilding so I don't really care of this side effect, true or not ...
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Postby svin_renigoth on Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:43 pm

robot wrote:
svin_renigoth wrote:drinking plenty of water helps increase a man's semen volume, so it makes sense that drinking lots of water would contribute to a woman's volume of ejaculate.


actually, i have a question on this. dont know if you ve seen the mellie cumshot scene (4 CS in a row) but if you have, then you cannot question that i have some... reserves... :lol: but still... i have no idea what has an impact on cum volume/consistence.

water: no (trust me on this)
bananas: (joachim's idea): no
egg: no
abstinence: not really
sleep: maybe, not sure (as i sleep very very little)

anybody has a proven recipe?


i might have to agree with you on water, and i definately agree with you on bananas (except for any nutrients that might be essential, but i'm allergic to bananas anyway), and egg. i think abstinence works for me. but probably, for me, at least, what really increases my volume is the stimulation leading up to the point when i cum. if i hold off for 15 minutes or more before cumming, i have more volume than if i cum within five minutes. i think this is probably universal, though. and maybe it's the most important factor for every man.
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Postby Priapus on Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:43 am

Nobunaga wrote:
robot wrote:actually, i have a question on this. dont know if you ve seen the mellie cumshot scene (4 CS in a row) but if you have, then you cannot question that i have some... reserves... :lol: but still... i have no idea what has an impact on cum volume/consistence.

water: no (trust me on this)
bananas: (joachim's idea): no
egg: no
abstinence: not really
sleep: maybe, not sure (as i sleep very very little)

anybody has a proven recipe?


Tribulus terrestris might help (it can be added to ZMA).


I have not yet test so I can't confirm, anyway I will take this for bodybuilding so I don't really care of this side effect, true or not ...


Where's this thread going, lads? We're no closer to a consensus on "squirting" than to begin with. Maybe we need to consult some knowledgeable females on this to get any further. What about the G-spot nobody talks about it anymore. The clitoris is still the Queen of the Night as far as I know.

As for increasing one's volume, well that's really something only male porn actors and producers need be concerned with. It's funny to me, but now you see ads & spam for increasing your volume. "Be a porn star -- Impress the ladies -- Try the special Peter North formula of ground Rhino horn, spermaceti preserved from Moby's dick, rabbit egg yolks (ouch! sorry bunny) and scruffings from Petie's scrotum!"

What-the-fuck indeed!
Hell, i've always been more concerned with distance and accuracy than volume. I can still hit a girl in the eye at 12 feet if I'm standing and she's kneeling down, which is the correct positioning for target shooting.

As for herbal remedies, i thinks it's well established that habitual weed smoking dramatically reduces the sperm count in your semen, which pretty much reduces my chances of knocking up one of the neighborhood kiddies to null!
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Postby ze_dude33 on Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:13 pm

Stop talking this is a post for odd pictures only hehe !
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Postby dap-addict on Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:33 pm

ze_dude33 wrote:Stop talking this is a post for odd pictures only hehe !

Not the best odd cap example, but I still like the grass growing on well-seeded Angelas ass: :lol:
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Postby Priapus on Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:56 pm

ze_dude33 wrote:Stop talking this is a post for odd pictures only hehe !


I'm only following the thread hehe, but i'm happy to let it get back on track.

Just one final question then i'll shut my big mouth: What do you know about "squirting" Dude. Or would that be revealing trade secrets?
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Postby perfect gape on Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:29 pm

Priapus wrote:
ze_dude33 wrote:Stop talking this is a post for odd pictures only hehe !


I'm only following the thread hehe, but i'm happy to let it get back on track.

Just one final question then i'll shut my big mouth: What do you know about "squirting" Dude. Or would that be revealing trade secrets?


lol, i also realised that our friend priapus is very talkative... :P

easy man, it's cool that you have the time to share your mind with us 8)
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Postby Priapus on Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:05 pm

Thanks PG, i didn't take the Dude's comment too personally -- I wasn't the only one and i certainly didn't bring up that cum volume stuff, which i was attempting to mock.
I know i can be a wind bag -- I drive my woman (who's nice & quiet) and friends crazy sometimes. But i can also be reticent and quiet sometimes, especailly if i'm not comfortable for some reason. So thanks guys for being tolerant and accepting. This is a good place.
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Postby joeperkins on Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:47 am

as i see we're talking Squirting, why not take some lessons here :
http://www.alleenhoeren.com/galerien.html
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Postby Raytech on Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:12 pm

Does it hurt ?
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Postby Raytech on Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:14 pm

Lubricating ?
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Postby Raytech on Mon May 12, 2008 6:15 am

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