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VladTempes wrote:Debbie White

Student wrote:Her former beauty is totally destroyed now (lips and tits).
If I would not know who she is, I could not identify her at all.

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When way skinny broads get way big tits, it's just weird. You can't have everything.

Real or fake?

You've probably wondered this more than a few times while checking out a hottie at the bar. Well, since you can't just outright touch her breasts off the bat, and since you don't know her well enough to ask, you're going to have to rely on the tell-tale signs, which can be hard to spot.

Here are the things to look for through her clothes that will let you know if she's the real McCoy or Silicone Ali.
what to look for
Unnatural shape

Most breasts aren't perfect orbs and they usually aren't identical. Be on the lookout for the way they hold in place as she moves around (especially her arms), and how they stay almost the same dimension -- instead of flattening out -- whether she reaches back or even stretches. Furthermore, when she bends over, you should see them fall if they're real.

Watch out for women wearing a constrictive bra to make them come together. The overall shape will still not look right. With such a bra, you won't be able to notice the outer circles contouring the breasts.

Bubbly look

On the topic of odd breast shapes, the top of her breasts are bubbled up -- just like bubble butts. Fake boobs defy gravity, so they might look like they're bubbling up. Natural breasts follow a more natural sliding curve line from top to bottom.

Overly firm

Real breasts are mostly fat, which gives them a jiggle quality; if they look more like solid muscle, you may be in the presence of a pair of fake ones.

If they look like balloons that are about to burst, beware. Real boobs do grow with weight gain, but the skin has time to grow with the fat.

High up (if she's not wearing a bra)

Breasts should be at about armpit height. But some bad breast jobs start them way too high on the chest, as if she has two flotation devices strapped to her chin.

If a woman is not wearing a bra and sports C-sized orbs that stand up, then it's pretty easy to figure out. The hard ones to pick out are the B cups. They can look real but then you need to spot small abnormalities that a normal breast wouldn't have.

Read on for more tips on how to differentiate real from fake breasts... Next Page >>

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God, Donatella Versace is so horrible. She looks like Hellboy's anorexic sister. Like seriously, lady: your skin looks like the surface of Mars. It's not improving things to have two big ol' fake titties there. That's like putting a spoonful of Beluga caviar on top of a dog turd, and then bleaching the dog turd's hair.

Victoria Beckham, the former Posh Spice, sported a pair of some of the nastiest bolt-ons we've seen in a while. When way skinny broads get way big tits, it's just weird. You can't have everything. Thankfully she got rid of these mounds for something a little more dignified.

And that's it. You're seventy years old and everything has wrinkled and died except for those two perfect sacks of silicone, still just as perky and round as ever, a constant reminder of a youth forever gone. Sure, the skin surrounding them has been stretched paper-thin and as dry as tinder, but you've got great tits. Too bad you can't remember your own name, Foxy Grandma.

Cayenne Klein wrote:Ok, but do u guys hate fake boobs cause it looks & feels fake, or u would hate it even if it's nice looking & feeling just cause u Know that its made not God given...?